Media Whore Continues to Exploit Pregnancy

Talentless hack Singer Ashlee Simpson is being a shameless attention whore keeping coy when it comes to those persistent pregnancy rumors.

The 23-year-old sister of Jessica Simpson, who's engaged to Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, tried her best to avoid answering questions regarding whether or not she is with child on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

The episode is set to air today, if you really care.

When asked directly, "Are you or are you not pregnant?" Simpson demurred: "Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss."

That way, we can continue to talk about it and she can sell more albums, you see. Ashlee then skillfully changed the subject.

"Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?" she asked the crowd, standing up to show her still-slim figure. "Because I don't think I do."

Ashlee Simpson continues her shameless attempt to milk publicity out of carrying Pete Wentz's love child. She's a Simpson - did you expect better?

Ellen DeGeneres then asked Ashlee Simpson to promise that if she is in fact pregnant, she won't keep fans in suspense as long as Jennifer Lopez did.

"I swear," Simpson responded. "I promise you that. I give you my pinky on that." The two then shared a quick pinky-swear. Barf. This publicity whoring is getting worse all the time.

DeGeneres gave it one last shot, asking quickly, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

But despite being not smart, Ashlee Simpson did not fall for it.

"Ah," she said with a laugh. "You're funny."