Mary-Kate Olsen Death Watch is Underway
Forget Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. One celebrity we know and sort of love is withering away to nothing before our eyes. It's bad, people.
Seriously. Take a look at the photos of Mary-Kate Olsen only a year ago and then last month. Talk about skin and bones! Where did she frickin' go?!
Granted she was kinda waifish all along, but she at least has some skin color left in the first shot. Man. This girl makes Kate Bosworth look enormous.
Mary-Kate Olsen then and now: thin and thinner.Â
The situation may appear dire, but the good news is that Mary-Kate herself can rectify it. We beg of you, Olsen Twin #1, to use some of your vast fortune and do the unthinkable. Eat. Eat some more. Shovel it down. Go back for seconds. Enjoy the American rite of passage and pack on the pounds until you become obese.



April 10th, 2008 8:30 AM
It's a mental illness, not just something that can be stopped by shovelling down food.
Have some remorse.
April 16th, 2008 1:12 PM
yep, she's right, it's not just suddenly she can do it, it a hard process that I had to also pass it trough too.
But I guess I'm kind os worried that she will die before she get thin enough, as I once heard.
She needs to focus energy to something different....
May 26th, 2008 4:21 AM
The Olsen Twins look like hell we dont need to have no moor ding girls like anna staw off that shat be for it kill u 2 and get to your wate of 125 pows wally florida
November 20th, 2008 5:12 PM
mary-kate is still beautiful , shes my idol