Kim Kardashian Shields Herself from Celebrity Gossip Reporters

Here's a first: Kim Kardashian is actually hiding herself from an opportunity to be photographed.

We don't recall her doing that when Ray J had the camera, or when any celebrity gossip reporter wants to snap a shot of Kim and new boyfriend Reggie Bush.

If Kardashian somehow began to shun the spotlight, we shudder to think how else the entertainment news world might reverse itself.

Will Perez Hilton stop slinging mud against Barack Obama?

Will Britney Spears wear underwear at all times?

Will Heather Mills stop digging for gold?

Will Matt Grant marry the woman he chooses on The Bachelor?

Please, Kim, stick out your ass for the next photographer and give us a big smile. Make everything normal again.