Kathy Hilton, who has made her and her family's life into a soap opera, will play herself on the May 13 episode of The Young and the Restless.

In the episode, the misguided mother of Paris Hilton will find a magazine cover model for her friend Jack Abbott, but then take over the photo shoot, infuriating magazine staffers. Sounds great, we guess.

Hilton starred in her own NBC reality show in 2005, I Want to Be a Hilton, in which contestants competed for a chance to live like a socialite for a 12 months.

It set humanity back by years.