Heather Mills appeared on British morning show GMTV today. During her interview, the one-legged digger of gold and all-around terrible person essentially called out Paul McCartney for being a player.

"I think he's got three different girlfriends," Mills said. "So I wish all the girls the best of luck."

Turns out Mills can't keep her mouth shut, ever think of anyone besides herself or count: McCartney has only been linked to two women, actress Rosanna Arquette (briefly) and American businesswoman Nancy Shevell (currently).

Ignoring her addition error, Mills sniffed: "Better them than me."

We couldn't agree more, Heather. Now go the hell away.