Celebrity Fashion Police: Pull Over, Rihanna!

Rihanna may know how to make a catchy pop song.

But we're not entirely sure if she understands how to dress herself.

In the following photo, it appears as though the singer simply grabbed the nearest table cloth and draped it across her torso. Why not wear an umbrella (ella! ella!) in that case, honey?

With fashion choices - and a body - such as this, no wonder people prefer to see Rihanna nude instead of Rihanna clothed.