Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson Continue Lame Relationship

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These two love traveling almost as much as they love publicity and losing in the first round of the playoffs. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap.

Sorry. Anyway. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were spotted at LAX airport yesterday, returning from a romantic trip to God-knows-where.

Really, does anyone care at this point?

While we're happy they've been endorsed by his ex, Sophia Bush, we still think this all a ploy set up by Jessica's pimp manager boss dad, Crazy Joe Simpson.

Expect them to get married any day now ... possibly at knifepoint.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are apparently still knocking boots.

This week, Simpson will travel to Kuwait to "entertain" the U.S. troops on duty there. We are pretty sure that her "music" won't be nearly as entertaining to them as some of Jessica's other attributes. You know what we're talking about.

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I just want to know why these THG writers hate the jess-tony loveteam so much??? Calling her dad a pimp?

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shut-up! jessica's the greatest most adorable girl around! luv her!

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson