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You know what the worst part of this is? I have a $500 credit with that hooker agency that I'll never be able to use.

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Man, *sniff* I am so happy to be a dork!

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hmm...that burning sensation down there isn't a good sign...

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I hope the wife doesn't find out about all this.

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Now, How did Bill get away with it?....Oh Yeah! Sh*t!

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.....I'm so constipated right now.....

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Yep... that is going to leave a mark!

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I must show tears! Tears are good. They will think I am sincere...must bite lip harder.

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Where is Kristen? Hey, this doesn't look at all like to hotel we had the last time...or the time before that....or the time before that...

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My fellow Americans, I totally had sexual relations with that woman!




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