You know what the worst part of this is? I have a $500 credit with that hooker agency that I'll never be able to use.
Man, *sniff* I am so happy to be a dork!
hmm...that burning sensation down there isn't a good sign...
I hope the wife doesn't find out about all this.
Now, How did Bill get away with it?....Oh Yeah! Sh*t!
.....I'm so constipated right now.....
Yep... that is going to leave a mark!
I must show tears! Tears are good. They will think I am sincere...must bite lip harder.
Where is Kristen? Hey, this doesn't look at all like to hotel we had the last time...or the time before that....or the time before that...
My fellow Americans, I totally had sexual relations with that woman!
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