The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 21
Welcome to all celebrity gossip and news readers 'round the world. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition and fan-favorite, is back!
Who won this week's contest, featuring the disgraced, former New York Governor and Ashley Alexandra Dupre client, Eliot Spitzer? Let's take a look ...
It was a difficult call, but we chose Brad as this week's winner! The winning reply appears beneath the photo, with the full list of responses below that.
Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!
You know what the worst part of this is? I have a $500 credit with that hooker agency that I'll never be able to use.
March 14th, 2008 2:01 PM
My fellow citizens of NY, I am so, so, so sorry that I got caught.
March 14th, 2008 2:12 PM
This is the face I pulled when I was shagging Kristen.
March 14th, 2008 2:18 PM
Instead of an O-Face, Governor Spitzer shows everyone his uh-oh face.
March 14th, 2008 2:19 PM
My fellow Americans, I totally had sexual relations with that woman!
March 14th, 2008 2:24 PM
Where is Kristen? Hey, this doesn't look at all like to hotel we had the last time...or the time before that....or the time before that...
March 14th, 2008 3:25 PM
I must show tears! Tears are good. They will think I am sincere...must bite lip harder.
March 14th, 2008 3:48 PM
Yep... that is going to leave a mark!
March 14th, 2008 3:59 PM
.....I'm so constipated right now.....
March 14th, 2008 6:20 PM
Now, How did Bill get away with it?....Oh Yeah! Sh*t!
March 14th, 2008 10:14 PM
I hope the wife doesn't find out about all this.
March 14th, 2008 11:20 PM
DID YOU GET WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW?
March 15th, 2008 11:08 AM
hmm...that burning sensation down there isn't a good sign...
March 15th, 2008 11:35 AM
Man, *sniff* I am so happy to be a dork!
March 15th, 2008 2:27 PM
You know what the worst part of this is? I have a $500 credit with that hooker agency that I'll never be able to use.
March 15th, 2008 3:04 PM
God, I better hurry this thing up I have an "appointment" with Candy at 2:15
March 16th, 2008 12:07 AM
"Shit, WWBCD?" Spitzer has yet another What Would Bill Clinton Do? moment....
March 16th, 2008 12:15 AM
They said, "One Ring to Rule Them All!"
March 16th, 2008 8:27 AM
HOOKER AND MOUTH DISEASE
March 16th, 2008 8:10 PM
UHMM... I TAWT I SAW APUDDY CAT
March 17th, 2008 2:00 AM
damn it, I think I put my teeth in back to front again
March 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
My mom told me that if someone slaps you on the back while making a sad face, it will stick for life. Guess Spitzer needs to get used to a permanent frown.
March 17th, 2008 10:32 AM
Spitzer: so if you keep your lips pursed together real tight and blow, you get a nice elk call. It sounds like a nice do in heat, guess I better go help her out.
March 17th, 2008 1:08 PM
Maybe if I press my lips together no one will notice the genital warts on my mouth.... hmmm..
March 17th, 2008 1:09 PM
Monkey see, monkey do...