The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 21

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Welcome to all celebrity gossip and news readers 'round the world. The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition and fan-favorite, is back!

Who won this week's contest, featuring the disgraced, former New York Governor and Ashley Alexandra Dupre client, Eliot Spitzer? Let's take a look ...

It was a difficult call, but we chose Brad as this week's winner! The winning reply appears beneath the photo, with the full list of responses below that.

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

You know what the worst part of this is? I have a $500 credit with that hooker agency that I'll never be able to use.

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Hi!vyix! http://oevamold.com tfymt okwhc

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Monkey see, monkey do...

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Maybe if I press my lips together no one will notice the genital warts on my mouth.... hmmm..

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Spitzer: so if you keep your lips pursed together real tight and blow, you get a nice elk call. It sounds like a nice do in heat, guess I better go help her out.

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My mom told me that if someone slaps you on the back while making a sad face, it will stick for life. Guess Spitzer needs to get used to a permanent frown.

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damn it, I think I put my teeth in back to front again

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UHMM... I TAWT I SAW APUDDY CAT

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HOOKER AND MOUTH DISEASE

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They said, "One Ring to Rule Them All!"

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God, I better hurry this thing up I have an "appointment" with Candy at 2:15

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