Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.
Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.
It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!
Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!
Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.