The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 20

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Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.

Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.

Jenna Jameson Naked

It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.

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He must like them saggy, her elbow probably looks like her vagina.

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Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.

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Jenna: Ooooo you like this big boy??
Tito: he he he Me Tito

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If I keep squeezing will your head explode?

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TITO: I think that's more clothing than you've ever worn before!

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Tito: God, Jenna is anal about taking pictures. And sex.

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Tito: I'm dating Jenna Jameson... who's the Apprentice now, Trump!!??

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Jenna: Is this a dildo in your pocket? Or are you just happy to... oh, wait, this is the dildo we used on me last night.

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Jenna: Seriously, Tito. ANY hole you want tonight.

Jenna Jameson Quotes

I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!

Jenna Jameson

Yes, I can confirm I'm pregnant. It's still early, so I'm being cautious. I'm resting as much as possible. I'm so happy!

Jenna Jameson
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