The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 20

Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.

Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.

It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz

Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.

 


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10 Comments

  1. mischalova Says:

    Jenna: Seriously, Tito. ANY hole you want tonight.

  2. mischalova Says:

    Jenna: Is this a dildo in your pocket? Or are you just happy to... oh, wait, this is the dildo we used on me last night.

  3. dave Says:

    Tito: I'm dating Jenna Jameson... who's the Apprentice now, Trump!!??

  4. mischalova Says:

    Tito: God, Jenna is anal about taking pictures. And sex.

  5. reg Says:

    TITO: I think that's more clothing than you've ever worn before!

  6. Mike Montoya Says:

    If I keep squeezing will your head explode?

  7. RCarter Says:

    Jenna: You're fired!
    Tito: And, You're Fucked! Again and again...

  8. fatty boom boom Says:

    Jenna: Ooooo you like this big boy??
    Tito: he he he Me Tito

  9. Kelly Belly Says:

    Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.

  10. Marissa Says:

    He must like them saggy, her elbow probably looks like her vagina.


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