Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.
Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.
It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!
Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!
Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.
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March 7th, 2008 4:58 PM
Jenna: Seriously, Tito. ANY hole you want tonight.
March 7th, 2008 4:59 PM
Jenna: Is this a dildo in your pocket? Or are you just happy to... oh, wait, this is the dildo we used on me last night.
March 7th, 2008 5:00 PM
Tito: I'm dating Jenna Jameson... who's the Apprentice now, Trump!!??
March 7th, 2008 5:00 PM
Tito: God, Jenna is anal about taking pictures. And sex.
March 7th, 2008 5:01 PM
TITO: I think that's more clothing than you've ever worn before!
March 7th, 2008 5:49 PM
If I keep squeezing will your head explode?
March 7th, 2008 7:42 PM
Jenna: Ooooo you like this big boy??
Tito: he he he Me Tito
March 7th, 2008 7:59 PM
Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.
March 7th, 2008 10:08 PM
He must like them saggy, her elbow probably looks like her vagina.