All reality TV show contestants entertain us in their own ways, but we may truly have something special and unique in Shayne Lamas from The Bachelor.
She's Lorenzo Lamas' daughter, for one, but it goes beyond that. There is a longing, a desperation to be famous lingering deep within Shayne Lamas that defies even the lofty expectations set forth by appearing on The Bachelor at all.
She made her mark early on this season, emerging as one of the more insane assertive girls during the cocktail party premiere of The Bachelor.
That was just her getting warmed up.
During Monday night's episode, Shayne went all-in at a competition in Las Vegas in which the girl who won the most money got a date with Matt Grant.
She lost all her money instantly. Then cried about it.
Shayne Lamas complained, fighting back tears all the way, about how she's having such a hard time sharing Matt Grant with all the other girls.
She even pulled Matt aside and whined about how awful it is - it's just breaking her heart, people - for her to share a man. *whimper*
A man she's talked to for about 14 minutes in life. On a reality show.
She decided she's going to stay on the show, because she "might have feelings" for Matt Grant. She definitely has them for fame.
We salute you, Shayne Lamas. Keep up the good work.
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March 31st, 2008 10:50 PM
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April 7th, 2008 12:12 AM
She's extremely immature though she tries to play herself as sophisticated. She's very affected and full of herself. She's completely unrealistic and delusional. And, she's going to rack up at least as many marriages as her dad if her stint on this show is any indication of the future.
April 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
shayne is such a cute young lady, she is adorable and sexy at the same time. SHe is not crazy, I completely understand why she would not want to play second fiddle to the other girls, she wants to be number one. Competing for a man is silly when you are that beautiful and the men should be waiting in line to date her
April 8th, 2008 10:07 AM
that was a really mean comment by DIDI---
saying hateful hurtful things about people you do not know seems to be the American culture !!!!!!!
Hatred is masked as jealously !!!!
April 9th, 2008 3:58 PM
You know, during that episode, I was kinda wondering abt her, but ever since their one-on-one, she has really grown on me. AND, she has CONSISTENTLY been the one to speak to Robin abt monopolizing Matt's time when other women haven't had a chance to talk with him. She has turned out to be much more down to earth than I thought she was, as well as a peacemaker. So, yeah - now I like her a lot!
And Noelle seems like a real sweetheart, too. (Actually, I think as of 4/7, the remaining women are all pretty good, though Robin works my nerves.)
April 12th, 2008 2:09 AM
I just love Shayne! She is beyond gorgeous, she really has that whole stage presence actor thing. She is so funny being herself! The whole spray tan thing in the bath tub was hysterical! I love it! Remember when she told Matt, "don't worry, I'm not going to start stalking you!" He wishes! The dork! The only other one that I like is Chelsea, the physical trainer. I loved it when she went through Shaynes shoes! That was hilarious!! That fake British girl Robin really irks me and she looks like she is bilumic the way her face and eyes are all red and puffy and her jaw and neck muscles look worked. And then we have little Miss Slim Image New York or whatever dumb beauty contest she claims to have won that nobody's heard of. She has a 5-head instead of a forehead.
Why does he keep picking her? She is way too intense! I'm wondering if he's already decided that Shayne is the one and he just got rid of all the leggy blondes so that he wouldn't be tempted to sleep with them first? OK who else is left? Boring hiccup girl Amanda and grandma girl who's name nobody can remember. Oh great. They should be fun. I'd rather watch drunk Cameron Diaz girl, Kelly. Matt will definitely pick Shayne. He'll probably be bowled over by the home visits! Can you imagine? Her parents are like barbie & ken dolls but hotter! She is as genetically blessed as Shiloh!
April 15th, 2008 1:15 AM
We know who shayne's father is, but which of Lorenzo's wives is her Mother??
April 17th, 2008 8:44 PM
Michelle Smith is her mom
April 18th, 2008 12:19 PM
Oh my goodness!!! How freakin' cute is Shayne?! i had her picked as my favorite from the very beginning, but every week i love her more and more. She's beyond gorgeous. And hysterical. She is the perfect girl for Matt. The spray tan thing with Holly was so great. How about when she pulled her makeup bag out of her coat when they were snowboarding?! Ha ha. I love how high maintenance she is. She's so cute. i can't wait for Mondays episode to air!!! Go Shayne!!!
April 22nd, 2008 8:09 AM
I think shayne is beyond beautiful and maybe it started off rough but she has more than proved herself to Matt. She is an incredible young woman and I believe she is there for all the right reasons. And now there is 3 and our Shayne is still standing. You go girl!!! Lake Havasu is rooting for you all the way.