This stuff keeps getting better and better.
The shady Sam Lutfi is reportedly going to fight the restraining order against him by getting Britney Spears to take the stand in court.
This is according to OK! Magazine, however, so we all know it won't happen in a million years. But wouldn't it be great?
Can't you just see Osama Lutfi up there, lookin' all evil and glaring at his former meal ticket, getting more furious by the second as his ass gets grilled by Britney Spears' attorneys, then lashing out at America and the world?
According to "reports," Sam Lutfi has contacted Brit through a third-party and asked her to help him fight the restraining order, which had been sought - and obtained - by Britney Spears' parents and their lawyers.
Britney Spears and Sam Lutfi had a very healthy relationship.
As far as we know, Sam and Britney have not seen each other since the order was handed down. According to OK!, Sam Lutfi reportedly said:
"I am going to call Britney to the stand so she can tell the world how I was helping her. I am innocent. I am Britney's friend and would never hurt her."
Lutfi's spokesman, Michael Sands, said he does intend to fight it: "Sam is a good guy who does not agree with this restraining order."
The seedy one, who is the subject of a police investigation regarding his alleged drugging of Spears, will apparently fight it out in court on March 17.
Sam will allege that he didn't drug Britney as Lynne Spears alleges, and that she actually had access to drugs from other visitors that came to the house.