Remember when Paris Hilton was released from prison and vowed to live a different, better lifestyle? You'd think this would have meant her next reality show would be focused on helping others or something.
Instead, shockingly, Paris is focused solely on her lonely, pathetic self. She's officially announced her new MTV reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
In it, 20 girls and guys will be competing to be Paris' new best pal, a role previously occupied by Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie. So, what qualities is Paris looking for?
"Trust, loyalty and a sense of fun," Hilton said at a press conference.
If you wanna be Parisâ€˜ new BFF, apply at ParisBFF.com.
You can fill out profiles, start blogs, post photos and wonder what's happened in your life to cause you to stoop to such depths.