Pathetic Paris Hilton: Befriend Me!

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Remember when Paris Hilton was released from prison and vowed to live a different, better lifestyle? You'd think this would have meant her next reality show would be focused on helping others or something.

Instead, shockingly, Paris is focused solely on her lonely, pathetic self. She's officially announced her new MTV reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF.

In it, 20 girls and guys will be competing to be Paris' new best pal, a role previously occupied by Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie. So, what qualities is Paris looking for?

"Trust, loyalty and a sense of fun," Hilton said at a press conference.

If you wanna be Paris‘ new BFF, apply at

You can fill out profiles, start blogs, post photos and wonder what's happened in your life to cause you to stoop to such depths.


I bet I am not the only one who did not believe Ms. Hilton. She never intended to change the world because she is a bimbo with no redeeming quality. A waste of time who will never do something worthwhile. She is insignificant, talent-less and I still ask myself why the media obsesses about her.


wat kind of bff do u guys think paris wants


Paris is self-centered and she will never have any true friends because she doesn't know how to be a friend but if she would change she would be a really cool chick.


paris you are such a spoiled brat that your little show about best friends is so are giving the blonde image a bad name again, speaking of images you are so rich and beautiful have your nose chopped down alittle. sorry so harsh but let the truth be told ps dont chop it up so bad where your hardly recognized like jennifer grey


I hate paris she is a waste of space disappear already you skank!!!


Leave Paris alone, she is living her own life and last time I checked she owed me nothing.


Is Ashley Alexandra Dupre qualified? Please MTV get her on the show!!!!!


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]