Pathetic Paris Hilton: Befriend Me!

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Remember when Paris Hilton was released from prison and vowed to live a different, better lifestyle? You'd think this would have meant her next reality show would be focused on helping others or something.

Instead, shockingly, Paris is focused solely on her lonely, pathetic self. She's officially announced her new MTV reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF.

In it, 20 girls and guys will be competing to be Paris' new best pal, a role previously occupied by Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie. So, what qualities is Paris looking for?

"Trust, loyalty and a sense of fun," Hilton said at a press conference.

If you wanna be Paris‘ new BFF, apply at

You can fill out profiles, start blogs, post photos and wonder what's happened in your life to cause you to stoop to such depths.


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]