We're sad and shocked to report this, but Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, just can't seem to catch a break. Or get a life of some sort.

The oil heir, who wears quite a lot of it on his head apparently, was tossed out of West Hollywood's Sunset Marquis Hotel last night.

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We make fun of Brooke Hogan a lot at The Hollywood Gossip. How come? Well... have you seen the way she dresses? Or listened to her concept of singing?

Still, we do admire Hulk Hogan's daughter for not letting Christiane Plante off the hook. In response to Plante's quasi defense of her affair with Hulk, Brooke had the following to say on her MySpace page:

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New York Governor Eliot Spitzer isn't getting off easy with celebrity constituents. Which is not surprising when you bang hookers, really.

"A f*%&ing embarrassment," said actress Julianne Moore, once a huge fan of the Democratic governor and former attorney general.

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