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Like body slams and Minnesota gubernatorial bids, Playboy pictorials are a tradition in the world of wrestling.

Over the years, WWE fans have been treated to shots of beautiful grapplers such as Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle and Ashley Massaro naked within the pages of Hugh Hefner's creation. They're also still recovering from the grotesque images of Chyna (Joanie Laurer) nude.

This month, the honor falls to WWE Diva Maria Kanellis. She's the cover girl for Playboy's April 2008 issue.

Maria Kanellis, Playboy

"I'm very glamorous in this photo shoot," Maria said. "I'm very high fashion and it definitely brings out that personality in me and makes me look strong. Our fans don't necessarily get to see me done up to this extent; they don't get to see me up close and personal."

Don't worry, guys: When the photos of Maria Kanellis nude from this shoot are released online over the next few days, we'll be sure fans have a chance to truly see this beauty up close and personal.

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You know what they say.

Nothing says class like a sweaty vadge.

Britney Spears knows what we're talkin' 'bout!!

But seriously folks. Have you seen Daisy de la Hoya from Rock of Love? If not, this photo is sure to make you want to watch that crap... or drink Jack Daniel's.

Daisy de la Hoya enjoys pounding whisky and flashing vagina.

In case you were wondering at home, Daisy de la Hoya is the niece of none other than Oscar de la Hoya - the famed boxer and occasional drag photo participant.

With her axe wound and what appear to be several lines of cocaine on proud display, Daisy de la Hoya is just trying to keep pace with her famous uncle.

NOTE: She says it's "just flour." Come on, Daisy de la Hoya. You think Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil go to rehab for snorting lines of flour?

After all, if it weren't for Oscar and his ballerina outfit with Milana Dravnel, would we even talk about him? There's nothing like a racy photo scandal.

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We thought Gummi Bear getting popped for cocaine possession would be the best D-list celebrity arrest of the day, but Steve-O took issue.

The venerable Jackass actor was arrested on drug charges, an LAPD spokesperson said, and is currently kickin' it old school in the slammer.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Officers were first called the scene at 5 a.m. this morning after hearing Steve-O was vandalizing the walls of his own apartment.

"It appears there were holes in the common wall adjacent to a neighbor," a police spokesperson said. We know the feeling, man.

Drugs were found at Steve-O's place after police arrived.

TMZ reports that Steve-O (real name Stephen Glover) was initially held in a citizen's arrest and that bail has not yet been set.

Strange behavior is nothing new for the Jackass jackass.

Way back in the day, in May 2003, he was jailed for five days in Sweden after joking about smuggling drugs in the country.

Two months after that ordeal, Steve-O was charged with disorderly conduct at a Lollapalooza concert in Pennsylvania.

Here's hoping for more posts about Steve-O naked and/or getting thrown in jail. This clown makes for some comical celebrity gossip!

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Considering the nature of reality TV, we're surprised ABC isn't planning a series based on overweight housewives being sent back to high school and forced to sing alongside the team mascots.

Instead, the network's pitch for a High School Musical-themed reality show attempts to mirror the overwhelmingly successful Disney franchise.

The proposed reality competition, set to air this summer, would be a nationwide talent hunt, followed by a group of contestants studying at a music conservatory to hone their skills.

Like American Idol, High School Musical contestants will be eliminated each week until a winning performer is chosen. We're guessing Zac Efron won't be eligible.

Overall, the High School Musical franchise will reach $650 million in sales this year. High School Musical 3, the first film in the series to be released in theaters, is due out on October 24.

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For us, making fun of Heidi Montag is like breathing. Second nature. But it's all in jest and our hearts truly go out to The Hills star after a terrible tragedy struck her family late last week in her home state of Colorado.

Heidi Montag's 24-year-old stepbrother, Eric O'Hara, a veteran of several U.S. combat missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, has lost his life in a bizarre accident at a hotel where he worked, the Rocky Mountain News reports.

Eric O'Hara died Thursday at the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel in Steamboat Springs, slipping off a sloped roof while attempting to remove snow.

Heidi Montag's family is mourning the loss of Eric O'Hara.

"Having made it through 15 months in Iraq, and then to have this happen," said his uncle, Dave Patston, "it's really tough."

"Everyone loved him," O'Hara's grandmother, Dolores Spurgeon, also told the paper. "I never met a person who did not love him."

O'Hara's colonel in the Army's 82nd Airborne Division in Iraq, said, "Eric was the most remarkable young man he'd ever worked with, a born leader."

The step-brother of Heidi Montag felt a call to duty, his grandmother said, because "He'd been in and out of [New York City's] Twin Towers when he was little. His father was a stockbroker and had offices there."

Their destruction "just gnawed at him. He decided, 'I need to defend my country.'"

Heidi Montag herself was quoted by Us Weekly about Eric's passing:

"I just loved him more than anything. He couldn't wait to meet [Spencer Pratt]. He was very much a brother to me. He called me his sister, not his step-sister. He was always like, 'I love you! I have to meet Spencer and make sure he's cool to you!' Just like a brother would.... He was just back [from Iraq] and was ready to go back to school. He went up to Steamboat for the weekend where my dad lives... Eric was just so patriotic. He just really wanted to go there and help and do everything that he could for his country. He felt like it was his duty."

Heidi Montag's father, Bill Montag, featured on a memorable episode of The Hills, is married to O'Hara's mother Terri. Eric is surivived by two sisters, another stepsister (Holly Montag), his father, grandmother and other relatives.

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Might Sarah Larson really be the woman who ends George Clooney's reign as the World's Most Handsome, Eligible Bachelor?

The former Fear Factor contestant has the proper mix of a nurturing soul and liberal politics to do just that, according to her serious ex-boyfriend.

One Hot Couple

Tommy McKaughn, Larson's boyfriend of six years before they split up after college at Evergreen State, tells E! News that she was a free-spirited hippie chick, devoted to playing bongos and performing exotic dances of India.

"She's not star struck and I bet he really likes that about her," McKaughn said about his ex. "She was a hippie chick but high maintenance at the same time.

Sarah Larson and George Clooney pose for celebrity gossip reporters and fans.

McKaughn added that Sarah was a major grudge holder, as he forgot her birthday once, so she confiscated his Jerry Garcia CDs... three years after the fact!

We can't see Clooney making the same mistake, however. The guy is perfect.

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These two love traveling almost as much as they love publicity and losing in the first round of the playoffs. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, snap.

Sorry. Anyway. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were spotted at LAX airport yesterday, returning from a romantic trip to God-knows-where.

Really, does anyone care at this point?

While we're happy they've been endorsed by his ex, Sophia Bush, we still think this all a ploy set up by Jessica's pimp manager boss dad, Crazy Joe Simpson.

Expect them to get married any day now ... possibly at knifepoint.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are apparently still knocking boots.

This week, Simpson will travel to Kuwait to "entertain" the U.S. troops on duty there. We are pretty sure that her "music" won't be nearly as entertaining to them as some of Jessica's other attributes. You know what we're talking about.

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The Hills star Lauren Conrad and her two BFFs and roommates - Audrina Patridge and Lauren Bosworth - went shopping in Hollywood on Friday.

The three gal pals are undoubtedly psyched to be living together in the new L.A. home that Lauren Conrad recently purchased.

LC, aka Lauren Conrad

"Last weekend Lo, Audrina and I moved into our new house. We love it!" said the star of The Hills, which returns March 24 (see sneak preview).

On their shopping excursion, the trio picked up household items for their home at Crate & Barrel and grabbed lunch at Baja Fresh.

The Hills' version of the Cashmere Mafia: Audrina, LC and Lo.

In other Lauren Conrad news, the cutie was also was seen holding her new pet puppy, Chloe, late last week. LC adopted her!

"On Monday, I got a puppy from the pound," Lauren said.

"She is the cutest puppy ever! Her name is Chloe. She's a lab/shepherd mix. I'm not getting much sleep because she thinks night time is play time. Ashes (my cat) is not thrilled with her, but I think they will become friends."

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Having not been railed from behind by any brothers of Brandy recently - and with her reality TV show's second season a couple weeks away from premiering - Kim Kardashian hasn't been making celebrity gossip headlines these days.

It makes us sad. We miss The Tush.

Therefore, assuming our loyal readers feel the same emptiness in their daily lives, we've devised the following Kim Kardashian photo tribute. Click on the following thumbnails now for larger versions of each picture. Enjoy!