Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.

Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.

Posted in: Jenna Jameson

George Weisgerber and Tiffany Pollard were recently spotted in Miami.

As drunken and disheveled as these two often look, we gotta hand it to the couple: they've actually managed to turn a reality TV show pairing into a successful match. Matt Grant can only hope he has the same success on this season of The Bachelor.

Posted in: Tiffany Pollard

Having already apologized to our celebrity gossip readers to for overlooking an array of Kim Kardashian nude photos from her recent Playboy pictorial, it looks like another mea culpa might be in order.

A few months ago, we posted a picture of Holly Madison naked in an ad for PETA (and against fur). Well, it looks like the number-one girlfriend of Hugh Hefner posed for a second advertisement on behalf of this grating, attention-loving organization.

Posted in: Holly Madison

She's not going bankrupt, despite what misleading celebrity gossip sources have reported. But Britney Spears is learning money doesn't grow on trees.

Britney has been ordered to pay her father Jamie, her co-conservator, a sum of $2,500 a week as compensation, as well as lease him a car.

Posted in: Britney Spears