What's better than Heidi Klum naked?

Very few things on the face of this planet.

But Heidi Klum nude except for body paint is pretty close. Only Seal gets to see (and close) the real naked deal, but hey, this isn't a bad consolation prize.

While it may look as if Heidi Klum is wearing a g-string and top in the pics below, as you can see, if you really, really look closely, it's just paint.

Behold, the beautiful Heidi Klum, naked except for body paint.

And you thought the Miranda Kerr bikini picture we just gave you was as hot as it was gonna get today on our site. You thought wrong. You are welcome.