Chris Crocker, she's not.
Thank heaven above for that.
But Madonna says the media needs to "step off" Britney Spears.
"For real... Let's go save her," she told an E! satellite radio show.
Madonna, 49, said 11-year-old daughter Lourdes "gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney Spears."
Fortunately for Britney, so does father Jamie Spears.
On Thursday, Madonna said she enjoys listening to Britney Spears' Blackout album while exercising. That "Piece of Me" really is a cult classic, no?
But she and Britney are forever linked in a different way, one that will go down in the legendary history of the girl-on-girl action hall of fame.
The two singers famously locked lips, you may recall, on the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards and collaborated on the song "Me Against the Music."