There was an era where you couldn't go a week on The Hollywood Gossip without a Britney Spears crotch shot. Girl seriously hates pants.
Well, Britney Spears' days of going out without any knickers on are a thing of the past â€" thanks to father and legal co-conservator Jamie Spears.
According to the Showbiz Spy, Jamie is serious - and personally checks that the singer isn't wearing no underwear before she leaves the house.
Jamie Spears, who is in charge of all his daughter's legal and financial affairs while she receives treatment, is fed up with the star's clothing â€" and wants to ensure her no underwear / crotch-flashing days are behind her. The nerve!
Great moments in Britney Spears nipple slip history (circa Spring 2007).
"[Jamie Spears] makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out," a source close to the family dished.
The singer's personal assistant, Brett, also reportedly checks the pop singer to see if she's wearing no panties and no bra. Sounds like a great job to us.
The source added to the National Enquirer:
"Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she's falling out of her top."
Tries to ignore their requests? Man, you gotta love Britney Spears... and the celebrity news outlets who come up with stories like this.