Heather Mills to Judge Miss USA Pageant
What's more unlikely than the recently released Kristin Davis nude photos being legitimate?
Heather Mills possessing any sort of qualification necessary to judge a beauty pageant.
Nevertheless, the spoiled, useless, gold-digging peg leg of an ex-wife to Paul McCartney has been booked as a judge for The Miss USA Pageant.
Heather Mills stares into the distance, wondering how she'll ever subsist on just $50 million.
Annoying Brother-sister duo Donny and Marie Osmond will be hosting the beauty pageant, which will air from Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday, April 11.
Yesterday, Mills was awarded about $50 million in her divorce settlement with McCartney - and then doused his lawyer with water after the verdict was revealed.


March 18th, 2008 4:20 PM
It's just absolutely appalling that after the character of Mz. Mills has been proven to be based on lies, she's chosen as a "Judge" for the Miss USA Pageant. Here's someone that had a history of porn and prostitution..., not to mention the out and out lies that were brought out to be such in a UK court. Vegetarian? NO! Contributor to charities? NO! etc., etc... Dowsing the opposing council with water is such an impressive and mature act of someine chosen to be a Judge. And the Pageant wants this type of person to sit in judgement of a prestiguous and historical event like Miss USA? Well, you've just lost "another" viewer. Maybe the pageant should ask ex-Gov Spitzer to Judge. So much for the high standards of Miss USA!
March 18th, 2008 9:33 PM
She was a way overpaid call girl, don't you think?
March 21st, 2008 12:03 PM
Ironic isn't it??? Past contestants get the boot for posing in pictures that would be TAME compared to someone who will now be a JUDGE?????
And Trump in mentioning Omerosa in conjunction with Heather Mill(ions) shows he's counting on the fact people will hate her as much... doesn't SHE get it... is attention, and guaranteed NEGATIVE attention what she's after... yep, proves the judges point for certain!
March 23rd, 2008 1:12 AM
Please, don't put her as a judge. Is she goingto judge for nudity and negative characater. Please eliminate her. There are so many qualified celebrities out there that would love to judge, Is this just for ratings or publicity. She is eligible and competent. Donald Trump make a move quick. She already got enough money for being a porn star. Milly her dtr was conceived for security purposes because she knew she would be dumpled soon. Thank You Very MucH.
March 23rd, 2008 9:16 AM
People should boycott the contest, That is like Mike Vick host of a dog show.Heather has no beauty on the inside or outside,I never heard Paul complain, whinning on tv, talking bad about Heather.She might have lost a leg but her big mouth makes up for it.
Paul not perfect, but in this world today he is close as you can.Faithful and stuck by his wife linda,gives money to causes he believe in,Paul will make it to heaven, and Heather will deep fry in hell
March 24th, 2008 10:39 AM
Putting this person as a judge for the Miss America Pageant is just letting everyone how this show is really gone downhill. Of all people, who's past and recent blasts in court and on National TV, just shows us how desperate we are to have her be a judge for anything. I think boycotting the show is a great idea! I know I won't be watching, and the fools that do are just as stupid as the ones who chose her to be a judge. Here again, it is all about money. We are really tired of seeing her face on the tube. Let her be the firtst to be eliminated!!!!!!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 3:36 PM
Dump that b*tch
April 1st, 2008 3:20 PM
boycott miss usa pageant and its sponsors. Email the sponsors and tell them u are doing so! go to the miss usa website to get a list of them
April 3rd, 2008 3:03 PM
I would have loved to see the judge knock off a million for the water dumping incident! Too bad. As for the Miss USA pageant, if they want to uphold any sense of credibility, find a replacement fast!
April 3rd, 2008 8:44 PM
Are you disperate for a judge! The woman has no class. She is a lost cause!!!! Rude, ratical, obnoxious etc. etc etc. I always watch the show, NOT THIS TIME and that is because Heather Mills is a judge. NOT a nice person. Not a lady!!! Miss USA represents everything she is not!