Heather Mills to Judge Miss USA Pageant

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What's more unlikely than the recently released Kristin Davis nude photos being legitimate?

Heather Mills possessing any sort of qualification necessary to judge a beauty pageant.

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Nevertheless, the spoiled, useless, gold-digging peg leg of an ex-wife to Paul McCartney has been booked as a judge for The Miss USA Pageant.

Heather Mills stares into the distance, wondering how she'll ever subsist on just $50 million.

Annoying Brother-sister duo Donny and Marie Osmond will be hosting the beauty pageant, which will air from Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday, April 11.

Yesterday, Mills was awarded about $50 million in her divorce settlement with McCartney - and then doused his lawyer with water after the verdict was revealed.

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    Can't believe Paul married her...what an idiot....and an even bigger idiot for not getting an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

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    What a joke!!! You have a woman who is constantly in the news for being an unprofessional piece of trash, and she has NO QUALIFICATIONS to be a Judge. Just goes to show what a JOKE these pageants have become, especially since Donald Trump took them over. Donald you deserve Heather!!!

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    I for one will not watch the pagent. This woman should just disapper some where so people can forget her. She is rude, money hungry, and just plain nasty, no class. Is a beauty pagent about class and personality??? none of what she is. She is not wanted in the US either if you took a pole

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    I cant believe that "The Don" would have his good name associated with the likes of Heather Mills, did he not read the 58 page court documents, that basically determined that she is a lying delusional woman. The "Don" said that Heather has 100 Million in the bank, who told him that, her, remember she is a delusional liar. This can't be good for the pagent itself ( or the ratings) and to have these lovely young ladies judged by a former Whore, is just insulting. Maybe other judges for the April 11 competition should include : Skater/knee smasher Tonya Harding and Football Star/Murderer OJ Simpson. Now thats, television!

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    well i think she had planed this all from the start and having a child made it even better for her to get her hands on paul,s money .!!! paul should have lisend to stella in the frist place.