Heather Mills is standing tall.
Well, as tall as one can stand with a fake leg.
The evil ex-wife of Paul McCartney has declared herself "so, so happy" with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from the singing legend, an amount that was finalized this morning in London.
There was actually a time when Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were happy and... ah, who are we kidding? She was always after his money.
Despite receiving an enormous sum for being nothing but a spoiled ball and chain, Mills stood on the courthouse steps and could not let the issue slide.
"I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I've said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it's going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn't successful," she said.
Let is now be known: Heather Mills is a successful gold digger!