Another hour, another American Idol scandal.

Already today, we've covered the David Hernandez gay stripper story, while also publishing another racy photo of season seven contestant Ramiele Malubay.

But we've saved the crudest American Idol semifinalist story for last: in the clip below, taped a couple years ago, Danny Noriega wishes everyone anything but a merry Christmas.

We have no idea what the cause of Noriega's angst, but we do know this: if the troubled singer had his way, everyone would have a major problem with Santa Claus. Here's why...