Below are some enlightening highlights from the world of celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine and other Hollywood news sources...
"Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can't get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States." - Jessica Alba
"To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year. Who cares?" - Simon Cowell
"I hope Santa Claus rapes your f%*king mothers." - American Idol reject Danny Noriega, in a special holiday video tape that surfaced this week
"I actually texted her. It was really sad. She must be going through a hard time." - Audrina Patridge on the death of Heidi Montag's stepbrother
"Models are back to what they were in the '70s: clothes hangers." - New America's Next Top Model judge Paulina Porizkova
"I'm so happy. I can't ask for anything more ... except big boobs." - Nicole Kidman on pregnancy
"I love everything she does. If she does a poop and I have to change the diaper, I love that!" - Salma Hayek, on her daughter with Francois Henri-Pinault
"I like Britney. Today, first we were dancing slow, and then faster and faster ... Then we did the fish-move and lots of other fun things." - an impressionable 5-year-old after taking a dance class with Britney Spears
"It's just rumors, man." - Adnan Ghalib on reports that he has been cheating on Britney Spears and sending sordid text messages to other girls
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