The Hills' Spencer Pratt, a man never known for keeping his thoughts to himself when it comes to... well, anything, has a new avenue for expression.
The boyfriend of Heidi Montag and the reality TV villain America loves to hate was reportedly given his own advice column by Radar Magazine.
"Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind," says Radar editor Maer Roshan.
"When asking for advice, it's always good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is."
The name of this scintillating Spencer Pratt advice column will reportedly be "YO SPENCER!" We're serious. We wish we were kidding.
It will debut in Radar's April issue, which hits newsstands Tuesday, March 25, a day after The Hills returns will eight all-new episodes.
We just hope that Spencer Pratt's arch-nemesis and his former BFF, Brody Jenner, writes in and asks for some advice about Cora Skinner.