We know Ashley Tisdale's nose isn't real.
Now, the High School Musical star is admitting that her blonde hair is also as fake as Heather Mills' leg. In a recent interview, Tisdale explained why she lightened her locks:
"It suits my personality. I guess I was a brunette with a blonde personality. I have been blonde for a while now," Ashley said.
The 22-year-old costar of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens added:
"At first it was really shocking and I didn't know what to think, it felt like another person in the mirror. But now I am comfortable with it. But blondes aren't dumb. I am smart and I don't think all of us are ditzy."
Somewhere, Jessica Simpson grabbed her breasts in agreement.