Paris: Hard at work
Since I couldn't make it in regular porn, maybe I can try doing bondage!
They tried to make me go too rehab. But i said no, no, no.
I will do anything for love; yes, I will (even) do that! Lyrics from updated Meatloaf hit.
Better check and see if my pits smell while no one is watching.
So I said to the girls in the joint "Are you sure this is regulation prison wear"
Do i look like a perfect slut yet???
IM WITH GRANDPA HERE HERE
Adolph honey,it's time to make a sex tape!
Oh my....oh....dear....NO dear.....
Here's a shot of Paris Hilton's audition for Gene Simmon's next sex tape!
Yes its true Paris does pay an assistant to shave her underarms.
Jealous of the police officer Mel Gibson referred to as "sugar tits," Paris Hilton makes a play for the Jew-hating actor.
Stavros Niarchos, you're under house arrest!
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February 25th, 2008 7:10 AM
Paris: Hard at work
February 24th, 2008 4:38 PM
Since I couldn't make it in regular porn, maybe I can try doing bondage!
February 24th, 2008 12:28 PM
They tried to make me go too rehab. But i said no, no, no.
February 24th, 2008 12:10 AM
I will do anything for love; yes, I will (even) do that!
Lyrics from updated Meatloaf hit.
February 23rd, 2008 7:34 PM
Better check and see if my pits smell while no one is watching.
February 23rd, 2008 3:09 PM
So I said to the girls in the joint "Are you sure this is regulation prison wear"
February 23rd, 2008 7:35 AM
Do i look like a perfect slut yet???
February 23rd, 2008 7:05 AM
IM WITH GRANDPA HERE HERE
February 23rd, 2008 6:32 AM
Adolph honey,it's time to make a sex tape!
February 22nd, 2008 10:21 PM
Oh my....oh....dear....NO dear.....
February 22nd, 2008 7:44 PM
Here's a shot of Paris Hilton's audition for Gene Simmon's next sex tape!
February 22nd, 2008 6:46 PM
Yes its true Paris does pay an assistant to shave her underarms.
February 22nd, 2008 5:36 PM
Jealous of the police officer Mel Gibson referred to as "sugar tits," Paris Hilton makes a play for the Jew-hating actor.
Rank: Z-Lister
February 22nd, 2008 5:32 PM
Stavros Niarchos, you're under house arrest!