The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18 Comments (Page 2)

24 Comments

11. Does it really matter? Says:
    February 24th, 2008 12:10 AM
    

    I will do anything for love; yes, I will (even) do that!
    
    Lyrics from updated Meatloaf hit.

12. t0nken Says:
    February 24th, 2008 12:28 PM
    

    They tried to make me go too rehab. But i said no, no, no.

13. hwood Says:
    February 24th, 2008 4:38 PM
    

    Since I couldn't make it in regular porn, maybe I can try doing bondage!

14. Karen - Ireland Says:
    February 25th, 2008 7:10 AM
    

    Paris: Hard at work

15. Lindy Lou Says:
    February 25th, 2008 10:42 AM
    

    Look! No hair....anywhere.

16. Mare Says:
    February 25th, 2008 3:53 PM
    

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

17. Stephanie Says:
    February 25th, 2008 4:48 PM
    

    If you want me to poll dance raise your hand! I said RAISE YOUR HAND!

18. Chelsea Says:
    February 25th, 2008 4:55 PM
    

    "Uhm, if i just wanna be a Stripper Police Officer, do i have to eat jelly filled donuts?"
    -Paris Hilton

19. Debra Walker Says:
    February 25th, 2008 7:26 PM
    

    Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.

20. STEPH Says:
    February 26th, 2008 5:19 AM
    

    IM A B*TCH & I MAKE OUT WITH BLIND DRUNK MEN... OH I DONT REALLY LIKE... BENJI MADDEN....

22. Holly Says:
    February 27th, 2008 4:59 PM
    

    New Career Move for Paris: Stripper!

23. Morgan Says:
    February 28th, 2008 9:55 AM
    

    Who said cops never got any action?

24. Yvette Says:
    February 28th, 2008 7:53 PM
    

    Strong enough for a man but made for a woman. See, no white residue, at least not under my arms...

25. casey Says:
    February 28th, 2008 10:41 PM
    

    I forgot my ropes so I'll roc da mic!!!