The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18

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Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.

Who won this week's contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we've settled on the winner.

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Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.

Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.

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Paris: Hard at work

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Since I couldn't make it in regular porn, maybe I can try doing bondage!

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They tried to make me go too rehab. But i said no, no, no.

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I will do anything for love; yes, I will (even) do that! Lyrics from updated Meatloaf hit.

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Better check and see if my pits smell while no one is watching.

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So I said to the girls in the joint "Are you sure this is regulation prison wear"

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Do i look like a perfect slut yet???

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IM WITH GRANDPA HERE HERE

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Adolph honey,it's time to make a sex tape!

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Oh my....oh....dear....NO dear.....

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]