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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18

Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.

Who won this week's contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we've settled on the winner.

Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.

Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Paris Hilton

Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.

 

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  1. mischalova Says:

    Stavros Niarchos, you're under house arrest!

  2. Jerome 2.0 Says:

    Jealous of the police officer Mel Gibson referred to as "sugar tits," Paris Hilton makes a play for the Jew-hating actor.

  3. Ashleigh Says:

    Yes its true Paris does pay an assistant to shave her underarms.

  4. Jessica Thomas Says:

    Here's a shot of Paris Hilton's audition for Gene Simmon's next sex tape!

  5. sisthamy Says:

    Oh my....oh....dear....NO dear.....

  6. Jake Says:

    Adolph honey,it's time to make a sex tape!

  7. tilly Says:

    IM WITH GRANDPA HERE HERE

  8. Matt Says:

    Do i look like a perfect slut yet???

  9. D Weir Says:

    So I said to the girls in the joint "Are you sure this is regulation prison wear"

  10. Megh Says:

    Better check and see if my pits smell while no one is watching.

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