The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18

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Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.

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    I forgot my ropes so I'll roc da mic!!!

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    Strong enough for a man but made for a woman. See, no white residue, at least not under my arms...

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    Who said cops never got any action?

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    New Career Move for Paris: Stripper!

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    IM A B*TCH & I MAKE OUT WITH BLIND DRUNK MEN... OH I DONT REALLY LIKE... BENJI MADDEN....

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    Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.

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    "Uhm, if i just wanna be a Stripper Police Officer, do i have to eat jelly filled donuts?"
    -Paris Hilton

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    If you want me to poll dance raise your hand! I said RAISE YOUR HAND!

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

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    Look! No hair....anywhere.




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