The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18
Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.
Who won this week's contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we've settled on the winner.
Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.
Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!
Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.
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February 28th, 2008 10:41 PM
I forgot my ropes so I'll roc da mic!!!
February 28th, 2008 7:53 PM
Strong enough for a man but made for a woman. See, no white residue, at least not under my arms...
February 28th, 2008 9:55 AM
Who said cops never got any action?
February 27th, 2008 4:59 PM
New Career Move for Paris: Stripper!
February 26th, 2008 5:19 AM
IM A B*TCH & I MAKE OUT WITH BLIND DRUNK MEN... OH I DONT REALLY LIKE... BENJI MADDEN....
February 25th, 2008 7:26 PM
Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.
February 25th, 2008 4:55 PM
"Uhm, if i just wanna be a Stripper Police Officer, do i have to eat jelly filled donuts?"
-Paris Hilton
February 25th, 2008 4:48 PM
If you want me to poll dance raise your hand! I said RAISE YOUR HAND!
February 25th, 2008 3:53 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
February 25th, 2008 10:42 AM
Look! No hair....anywhere.