The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 18
Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.
Who won this week's contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we've settled on the winner.
Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.
Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!
Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.
February 22nd, 2008 5:32 PM
Stavros Niarchos, you're under house arrest!
February 22nd, 2008 5:36 PM
Jealous of the police officer Mel Gibson referred to as "sugar tits," Paris Hilton makes a play for the Jew-hating actor.
February 22nd, 2008 6:46 PM
Yes its true Paris does pay an assistant to shave her underarms.
February 22nd, 2008 7:44 PM
Here's a shot of Paris Hilton's audition for Gene Simmon's next sex tape!
February 22nd, 2008 10:21 PM
Oh my....oh....dear....NO dear.....
February 23rd, 2008 6:32 AM
Adolph honey,it's time to make a sex tape!
February 23rd, 2008 7:05 AM
IM WITH GRANDPA HERE HERE
February 23rd, 2008 7:35 AM
Do i look like a perfect slut yet???
February 23rd, 2008 3:09 PM
So I said to the girls in the joint "Are you sure this is regulation prison wear"
February 23rd, 2008 7:34 PM
Better check and see if my pits smell while no one is watching.
February 24th, 2008 12:10 AM
I will do anything for love; yes, I will (even) do that!
Lyrics from updated Meatloaf hit.
February 24th, 2008 12:28 PM
They tried to make me go too rehab. But i said no, no, no.
February 24th, 2008 4:38 PM
Since I couldn't make it in regular porn, maybe I can try doing bondage!
February 24th, 2008 5:55 PM
Damn Dr. Frank-N-Furter looks like shit!!!
February 25th, 2008 7:10 AM
Paris: Hard at work
February 25th, 2008 10:42 AM
Look! No hair....anywhere.
February 25th, 2008 3:53 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
February 25th, 2008 4:48 PM
If you want me to poll dance raise your hand! I said RAISE YOUR HAND!
February 25th, 2008 4:55 PM
"Uhm, if i just wanna be a Stripper Police Officer, do i have to eat jelly filled donuts?"
-Paris Hilton
February 25th, 2008 7:26 PM
Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.
February 26th, 2008 5:19 AM
IM A B*TCH & I MAKE OUT WITH BLIND DRUNK MEN... OH I DONT REALLY LIKE... BENJI MADDEN....
February 27th, 2008 4:59 PM
New Career Move for Paris: Stripper!
February 28th, 2008 9:55 AM
Who said cops never got any action?
February 28th, 2008 7:53 PM
Strong enough for a man but made for a woman. See, no white residue, at least not under my arms...
February 28th, 2008 10:41 PM
I forgot my ropes so I'll roc da mic!!!