Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.
Who won this week's contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we've settled on the winner.
Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.
Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!
Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.
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24 Comments
February 22nd, 2008 5:32 PM
Stavros Niarchos, you're under house arrest!
February 22nd, 2008 5:36 PM
Jealous of the police officer Mel Gibson referred to as "sugar tits," Paris Hilton makes a play for the Jew-hating actor.
February 22nd, 2008 6:46 PM
Yes its true Paris does pay an assistant to shave her underarms.
February 22nd, 2008 7:44 PM
Here's a shot of Paris Hilton's audition for Gene Simmon's next sex tape!
February 22nd, 2008 10:21 PM
Oh my....oh....dear....NO dear.....
February 23rd, 2008 6:32 AM
Adolph honey,it's time to make a sex tape!
February 23rd, 2008 7:05 AM
IM WITH GRANDPA HERE HERE
February 23rd, 2008 7:35 AM
Do i look like a perfect slut yet???
February 23rd, 2008 3:09 PM
So I said to the girls in the joint "Are you sure this is regulation prison wear"
February 23rd, 2008 7:34 PM
Better check and see if my pits smell while no one is watching.