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February 15th, 2008 8:52 PM
Maybe if I stare at it long enough, it will just go away
February 15th, 2008 8:56 PM
Lord I hope a better mom then Britney!
February 16th, 2008 2:19 AM
wearing a heineken t-shirt is just gonna get me a step closer to drinking once the baby's out.
February 16th, 2008 7:37 AM
Oh my Jesus.. I must be fat.. It can't be the baby
February 16th, 2008 7:40 AM
If I say I'm having a baby, I can hide my fatness!
February 16th, 2008 12:37 PM
At least I remember to put my shoes on.
February 16th, 2008 9:18 PM
Whoa. How did that get there? Its a gossip-worthy pimple, that's for sure.
February 16th, 2008 9:23 PM
Britney to sis - so if the boy puts his penis in your va-jay jay... you make a baby...
Jamie - that's it... that's all you do
britney.. yep - just let him put his pee pee in your woo hoo..
jamie - wow sis.. you sure do know a lot about this baby making stuff.
briney - that's right bee atch!!
February 17th, 2008 12:39 AM
Aw man! These baggy t-shirts aren't going to cover my baby bump for much longer! I may actually have to start wearing maternity clothes!
February 17th, 2008 3:20 AM
WOW!! ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED
February 17th, 2008 8:01 AM
"maybe i should have kept my legs closed like this months ago- and now its too late, i have to a mom-ew! but at least i know im def' gonna beat bah-rit-nay in the headlines once the babies out"
February 17th, 2008 3:15 PM
uurrghh.. i so shouldnt have put that banana there. the shame oooh the shame..
February 17th, 2008 3:46 PM
I better hide my Heineken kegs before it comes outta there...
February 18th, 2008 1:34 PM
Jaime-Lynn, looking down at her baby says, "Don't worry little baby - Momma's just going to go inside and kick back a few Heinekens."
February 18th, 2008 6:04 PM
wow, what the hell did i get myself into, oh well
maybe now i will get some attention
February 18th, 2008 10:32 PM
I wonder how big it'll get?
February 20th, 2008 12:40 PM
If only i could remember how to tie my shoes... no worries.. when my baby learns, i can too!! :D
February 21st, 2008 8:25 AM
really a baby is coming out of there
February 21st, 2008 6:29 PM
I wonder if I can give mine to Federline too?
February 21st, 2008 10:05 PM
Maybe if i keep walking around the parking lot they wont notice when i get in the beat up white car behind me. Momma said she wants as little attention towards me as possible.. bitch took my range rover!
February 21st, 2008 10:08 PM
Shar Jackson just called and wants me to come and babysit, see how a good mothers supposed to act since i dont have any in my family... I wonder if they will approve?
February 21st, 2008 10:11 PM
I hope the paparrazi cant tell i just pissed myself.. i hope these depends for pregnent women really work!
February 22nd, 2008 7:08 AM
Well, I'll give this one to Britney...I can always have more later.
February 22nd, 2008 7:10 AM
I hope it's twins...I want a big litter of puppies!
February 22nd, 2008 7:12 AM
OK. I figured out how it got in there...
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How the hell do I get it out?