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  1. Gabrielle Says:

    Maybe if I stare at it long enough, it will just go away

  2. samantha evans Says:

    Lord I hope a better mom then Britney!

  3. nova Says:

    wearing a heineken t-shirt is just gonna get me a step closer to drinking once the baby's out.

  4. Lennos Says:

    Oh my Jesus.. I must be fat.. It can't be the baby

  5. Ashley Says:

    If I say I'm having a baby, I can hide my fatness!

  6. Sabrina Says:

    At least I remember to put my shoes on.

  7. Kelli Says:

    Whoa. How did that get there? Its a gossip-worthy pimple, that's for sure.

  8. Britney Says:

    Britney to sis - so if the boy puts his penis in your va-jay jay... you make a baby...
    Jamie - that's it... that's all you do
    britney.. yep - just let him put his pee pee in your woo hoo..
    jamie - wow sis.. you sure do know a lot about this baby making stuff.
    briney - that's right bee atch!!

  9. Mari Says:

    Aw man! These baggy t-shirts aren't going to cover my baby bump for much longer! I may actually have to start wearing maternity clothes!

  10. brenn Says:

    WOW!! ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED

  11. chivi Says:

    "maybe i should have kept my legs closed like this months ago- and now its too late, i have to a mom-ew! but at least i know im def' gonna beat bah-rit-nay in the headlines once the babies out"

  12. todd julyan Says:

    uurrghh.. i so shouldnt have put that banana there. the shame oooh the shame..

  13. martin Says:

    I better hide my Heineken kegs before it comes outta there...

  14. Caroline Says:

    Jaime-Lynn, looking down at her baby says, "Don't worry little baby - Momma's just going to go inside and kick back a few Heinekens."

  15. denise Says:

    wow, what the hell did i get myself into, oh well
    maybe now i will get some attention

  16. Katie Says:

    I wonder how big it'll get?

  17. Linsey Says:

    If only i could remember how to tie my shoes... no worries.. when my baby learns, i can too!! :D

  18. Shelly Says:

    really a baby is coming out of there

  19. Stephanie Says:

    I wonder if I can give mine to Federline too?

  20. Brittany Says:

    Maybe if i keep walking around the parking lot they wont notice when i get in the beat up white car behind me. Momma said she wants as little attention towards me as possible.. bitch took my range rover!

  21. Brittany Says:

    Shar Jackson just called and wants me to come and babysit, see how a good mothers supposed to act since i dont have any in my family... I wonder if they will approve?

  22. Brittany Says:

    I hope the paparrazi cant tell i just pissed myself.. i hope these depends for pregnent women really work!

  23. Hit it one more time Says:

    Well, I'll give this one to Britney...I can always have more later.

  24. Something in the water? Says:

    I hope it's twins...I want a big litter of puppies!

  25. Not Einstein Says:

    OK. I figured out how it got in there...
    .
    .
    How the hell do I get it out?

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