The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 17
Welcome back, entertainment news and celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday afternoon tradition.
Who won this week's contest, featuring a pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears? It was a tough call, since we received record responses, but we've chosen a winner.
This week's Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest winner is Kellie G. Nice work! Just scroll down to read the full list of replies (and the winner, beneath the photo).
Boy, I wish I would've kept my feet on the ground instead of in the air.
February 15th, 2008 4:55 PM
What the fuck did I do
February 15th, 2008 4:57 PM
I thought my breasts were supposed to get larger now that I am pregnant - what happened?
February 15th, 2008 5:00 PM
"I wonder if its a boy or girl..."
February 15th, 2008 5:02 PM
I believe I shall name him Sean Jayden Spears!
February 15th, 2008 5:26 PM
Better take a good look at my feet while I still can.
February 15th, 2008 5:57 PM
The left one. Then the right one. The left one. Then the right one...
February 15th, 2008 6:00 PM
Boy, I wish I would've kept my feet on the ground instead of in the air.
February 15th, 2008 6:22 PM
Uh oh, I think my water just broke. Nope I just stepped in a puddle.
February 15th, 2008 7:03 PM
I hope I pass the GED
February 15th, 2008 8:05 PM
I don't think mom and dad suspect a thing.
February 15th, 2008 8:08 PM
I wonder if my Heineken t-shirt has anything to do with my being pregnant?
February 15th, 2008 8:52 PM
Maybe if I stare at it long enough, it will just go away
February 15th, 2008 8:56 PM
Lord I hope a better mom then Britney!
February 16th, 2008 2:19 AM
wearing a heineken t-shirt is just gonna get me a step closer to drinking once the baby's out.
February 16th, 2008 7:37 AM
Oh my Jesus.. I must be fat.. It can't be the baby
February 16th, 2008 7:40 AM
If I say I'm having a baby, I can hide my fatness!
February 16th, 2008 12:37 PM
At least I remember to put my shoes on.
February 16th, 2008 9:18 PM
Whoa. How did that get there? Its a gossip-worthy pimple, that's for sure.
February 16th, 2008 9:23 PM
Britney to sis - so if the boy puts his penis in your va-jay jay... you make a baby...
Jamie - that's it... that's all you do
britney.. yep - just let him put his pee pee in your woo hoo..
jamie - wow sis.. you sure do know a lot about this baby making stuff.
briney - that's right bee atch!!
February 17th, 2008 12:39 AM
Aw man! These baggy t-shirts aren't going to cover my baby bump for much longer! I may actually have to start wearing maternity clothes!
February 17th, 2008 3:20 AM
WOW!! ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED
February 17th, 2008 8:01 AM
"maybe i should have kept my legs closed like this months ago- and now its too late, i have to a mom-ew! but at least i know im def' gonna beat bah-rit-nay in the headlines once the babies out"
February 17th, 2008 3:15 PM
uurrghh.. i so shouldnt have put that banana there. the shame oooh the shame..
February 17th, 2008 3:46 PM
I better hide my Heineken kegs before it comes outta there...
February 18th, 2008 1:34 PM
Jaime-Lynn, looking down at her baby says, "Don't worry little baby - Momma's just going to go inside and kick back a few Heinekens."