The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 15

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We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.

We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's new Caption Contest!

Paris, Again

Elisha: "Paris, it doesn't matter how much I zoom in, it's still gonna look like you're holding a rat."

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Looking at footage from last night.........


Two whole facial expressions. One more than in 90 minutes of House of Wax

Free britney

We've gotta get a video camera... girl-on-girl action looks much better on DVD than in photos


Paris: OMG is that me? I look totally hot, don't i?
Elisha:'s the dog.


Errrrrrrrrrm.........How do you work this thing?


Does my hair look yellow? I think Tinkerbell peed on this.


Paris: " I wonder who I should pretend I am lesbian with next?" Elisha "Man I have not had this much publicity since The Girl Nextdoor!"


"I totally look better half-nude than u"

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]