The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 15
We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.
We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's new Caption Contest!
Elisha: "Paris, it doesn't matter how much I zoom in, it's still gonna look like you're holding a rat."
February 1st, 2008 5:29 PM
Elisha: Check out this got pic of your pussy.
Paris: This is a little dog, actually.
February 1st, 2008 5:30 PM
"I totally look better half-nude than u"
February 1st, 2008 5:41 PM
Paris: " I wonder who I should pretend I am lesbian with next?" Elisha "Man I have not had this much publicity since The Girl Nextdoor!"
February 1st, 2008 5:41 PM
Does my hair look yellow? I think Tinkerbell peed on this.
February 1st, 2008 5:48 PM
Errrrrrrrrrm.........How do you work this thing?
February 1st, 2008 5:54 PM
Paris: OMG is that me? I look totally hot, don't i?
Elisha: Actualy.......it's the dog.
February 1st, 2008 6:08 PM
We've gotta get a video camera... girl-on-girl action looks much better on DVD than in photos
February 1st, 2008 6:37 PM
Two whole facial expressions. One more than in 90 minutes of House of Wax
February 1st, 2008 7:22 PM
Looking at footage from last night.........
February 1st, 2008 11:02 PM
............PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
February 2nd, 2008 12:06 AM
Paris:awww i taught my tinky well she makes dirty movies alomst as good as me.
Elisha: i know ,now all she has to do is make sure it "accidently" gets out and pretend that she has nothing to do with it.
February 2nd, 2008 2:38 AM
Hey, that's the biggest cell phone I've every seen! How do you forward the picture.
February 2nd, 2008 7:16 AM
Look Paris I think I broke it.....
February 2nd, 2008 9:46 AM
"like wow! I can see myself in there"
February 2nd, 2008 10:44 PM
So next Halloween you and Tinkerbell dress up as yourselves and like I'll dress up as your Paparazzi....
February 4th, 2008 1:42 PM
Was I Holding Him Straight, I Know That I Only Had a Few Drinks Earlier, But I Feel a Little Wobbly!
February 4th, 2008 3:55 PM
hey tinkerbell's tinkiy looks big in the picture. i guess the camera does add ten pounds
February 5th, 2008 12:34 AM
ELisha, "Paris, it doesn't matter how much i zoom in, it's still gonna look like your holding a rat"
February 5th, 2008 6:34 PM
Paris: "That last shot was hot. Do you want to be my own personal paparazzi? How much do you charge?"
February 7th, 2008 2:08 PM
"Oh my God! I thought he was a girl! It's sooo tiny! Hurry, take the picture!