The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 15

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We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.

We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's new Caption Contest!

Paris, Again

Elisha: "Paris, it doesn't matter how much I zoom in, it's still gonna look like you're holding a rat."

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"Oh my God! I thought he was a girl! It's sooo tiny! Hurry, take the picture!


Paris: "That last shot was hot. Do you want to be my own personal paparazzi? How much do you charge?"


ELisha, "Paris, it doesn't matter how much i zoom in, it's still gonna look like your holding a rat"


hey tinkerbell's tinkiy looks big in the picture. i guess the camera does add ten pounds


Was I Holding Him Straight, I Know That I Only Had a Few Drinks Earlier, But I Feel a Little Wobbly!


So next Halloween you and Tinkerbell dress up as yourselves and like I'll dress up as your Paparazzi....


"like wow! I can see myself in there"


Look Paris I think I broke it.....


Hey, that's the biggest cell phone I've every seen! How do you forward the picture.


Paris:awww i taught my tinky well she makes dirty movies alomst as good as me. Elisha: i know ,now all she has to do is make sure it "accidently" gets out and pretend that she has nothing to do with it.

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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