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We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week’s edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.

We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week’s new Caption Contest!

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Elisha: “Paris, it doesn’t matter how much I zoom in, it’s still gonna look like you’re holding a rat.”