Paris Hilton: Nude, Desperate for Publicity

What happens to skanks who can't sing or act? They pose provocatively on the cover of unheard of magazines.

Yesterday, it was Lindsay Lohan and Paper.

Now, Paris Hilton is a 944 cover girl.

We assume the name of this publication stands for the number of times Paris has taken off her clothes for attention. Or the number of guys she slept with last week. Or the number of drinks brother Barron Hilton consumes before getting behind a wheel most nights...