Paris Hilton is Dating... Simon Rex?!?

Who knew that Simon Rex was still alive, let alone making celebrity gossip headlines?

The former MTV VJ was spotted out this week with Paris Hilton. Apparently, these two used to date. Now, having worn out Stavros Niarchos, Alex Vaggo and pretty much every other male in Hollywood, Hilton has come full circle.

Meanwhile, on this night at least, Rex also came... full circle. Think about it.