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This almost seems like a joke.

But reports are coming in that Paris Hilton is getting ready to film another reality TV show. Guess that's what happens when your last movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, is rated as the worst film ever by readers.

"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells Us Weekly. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."

Ouch. We hope Nicole Richie isn't reading this right now.

The new series is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source added.

No doubt, that'll be the side that promised to change her ways following a stint in jail. We almost wrote that with a straight face.

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Doing her best to stay out of the spotlight after revealing boyfriend Casey Aldridge got her pregnant, Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is moving on.

Step #1 - passing her GED and thinking about college! Go, Jamie Lynn!

Jamie Lynn and Britney Spears

The Zoey 101 star passed her GED - which stands for Good Enough Diploma, as Chris Rock says - scoring particularly well on reading comprehension.

Those skills didn't help Jamie Lynn Spears when it came to reading the outside of that box of condoms, but hey, better late than never, right?

A family friend tells People that studying machine Jamie Lynn Spears is now looking to take the ACT college entrance test at some point soon.

"She's already got her diploma," according to the friend. "Everybody is so supportive of her. She wants to take her ACT. She's not wasting any time. People don't know her. When Jamie Lynn gets something in her head, she'll make it happen."

Just like with makin' that baby. Yee-haw!

The younger sister of Britney Spears was recently seen in Hammond, La., carrying a GED book. She was accompanied by her mother, Lynne Spears, outside a building that houses the Tangipahoa Parish School System Adult Education Center, which is a GED preparation site in their neck of the woods. A family affair, y'all!

The same building is also home to the area's Title I Parent Center, which teaches parents how to help their children develop learning skills.

Us Weekly reports that Jamie Lynn Spears has expressed interest in attending her home state's largest college, Louisiana State University.

"I haven't thought about what I might study," she has said. "I'll have to look more into that. But if I went anywhere, I think it would be fun to go to LSU."

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There weren't many surprise winners at last night's Academy Awards. Until we heard the news about Vito Schnabel, that is.

Vito is the 21-year old son of director Julian Schnabel, who was nominated for his work behind the camera on The Diving Bell and Butterfly. He responded last night to a report that his son was actually dating , 44-year old super model Elle Macpherson.

Elle Macpherson Photograph

"They're hanging out. It's not like he's smuggling heroin across the border! It's not a big deal," Julian said.

It is to celebrity gossip blogs!

When Macpherson was asked if she's dating Schnabel, she told Access Hollywood:

"No, I am not. Sorry. I never talk about my personal life but in this particular case, because he is nearly underage, I have to deny it because there is nothing else to do except deny it."

Hmmm, didn't Milo Ventimiglia say the same thing about Hayden Panettiere a few months ago? And we all know how that turned out!

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Embattled TV news psycho / reporter Alycia Lane got off with just a day of community service for an alleged police smackdown back in December.

Lane was in court this morning, where the Manhattan DA took the felony charge of assault down to a minor charge of obstruction and harassment.

Alycia Lane then pleaded not guilty to those charges.

According to the DA, scratches Lane made on the NYPD officer in question - when she also allegedly called the cop "a f*$king dyke bitch" - didn't quite qualify under the legal definitions of physical injury.

"I'm so glad this is over," Lane said.

Alycia Lane's rampage, as documented by the venerable New York Post.

She didn't comment on whether she plans on refocusing efforts on her former hobbies, like sending racy bikini photos of herself to Rich Eisen.

If Alycia Lane stays arrest-free for six months - the odds of which are currently 3:2 against - the case will be dismissed and sealed.

At least she won't have an assault charge on her record when she's firing out resumes. Lane got fired from her news anchor job after the incident.

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Ah, TomKat. So cute. So perfect. So brainwashed. So fradulent.

Some excerpts from Katie Holmes' nauseating interview with UK's The Daily Mail about her husband, Tom Cruise, and daughter, Suri Cruise:

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Picture

On a country she's dreamed of visiting: I would like to go back to China. I've been to Shanghai and loved it.

On her idea of heaven: Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming.

THG NOTE: We just vomited a little.

On who she'd want to get stuck in an elevator with: Tom and Suri.

On describing Tom Cruise: He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met. He makes me laugh like I've never laughed. He's made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He's the most wonderful human being I know.

THG NOTE #2: More vomiting.

On if she wants more children
: Yes, we would, but not just yet.

On how motherhood changed her: My life feels so more enriched since becoming a mother. I was so into myself before I had children because I had no one else to be into. I just had to take care of me. How can you not be? It is different becoming a mother, it's all about Suri now.

THG NOTE #3: Poor Suri Cruise.

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Actually a decent actor but better known for being a loose cannon, Gary Busey surfaces every now and again. Bless him for it.

Last night on the red carpet, prior to the start of the 80th annual Academy Awards, the 63-year-old, somewhat insane actor inexplicably hijacked American Idol host Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney.

Jennifer Garner and Daughter

He then embraced Garner and planted one on her neck.

You gotta love Gary Busey. Here's the clip. Be forewarned that it's a sure bet to make you squirm with awkwardness...


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They tried to make her go to rehab and she said... that it had very little positive impact on her dangerous, rowdy behavior?

Acclaimed but troubled R&B / soul singer Amy Winehouse was totally out of control once again last week, according to the UK's The Sun.

She's on a Boat!

The British pop sensation spent the hours before the Brit Awards in London the other day trashing her room at the Riverbank Plaza Hotel.

The rampage cost thousands in damages, according to The Sun.

Management found spilled liquor, cigarette butts, empty champagne bottles and underwear strewn on the floor of Amy Winehouse's hotel room. Classy.

"The bed hadn't been changed since she arrived, and most of the room had been used as an ashtray. There was dirty underwear everywhere, and the place smelt incredibly stale. She'd also taken down all the pictures," a source told the paper.

Winehouse's manager could not be reached for comment.

After the alleged incident, Amy delivered a strong performance of "Love is a Losing Game," dedicated to jailed hubby Blake Fielder-Civil.

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While other celebrities were at the Academy Awards, Britney Spears and her father, Jamie Spears, had a quieter night out. Probably a good thing.

As we've talked about at length Jamie Spears has been instrumental in getting Britney Spears help since he re-entered the picture last month.

While she gets treatment for bipolar disorder, Jamie and mom Lynne are helping Britney Spears steer clear of invasive, negative influences.

Namely Sam Lutfi.

Even her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, is delighted to see her getting her life back on track - and crediting her father. This weekend, Britney reunited with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James for the first time since January 3.

K-Fed's publicist recently said in a statement:

"Jamie Spears went a long way in terms of stabilizing an environment that surrounded Britney Spears, which was wildly in a flux. It's clear that Britney is in a different place now than she was two weeks ago."

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Move over, Heidi Montag!

There's a new untalented blonde with fake boobs trying to get the attention of celebrity gossip photographers by posing on the beach.

Wishing She Were Hot

Indeed, Brooke Hogan has given up all attempts to disguise her desperation for fame. The daughter of former WWE star Hulk Hogan is seen here... jumping for no apparent reason, other than to attract reporters, of course. Then again, we're not sure why we're complaining.

At least Brooke isn't singing.

Brooke Hogan has no hops. Keeley Shaye Smith has a better vertical than this atrocious singer.

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