Everyone has an opinion on Lindsay Lohan nude pictures!

Yesterday, celebrity gossip monger Dina Lohan referred to the photo spread of her daughter emulating Marilyn Monroe as "tasteful." We actually agree with the awful mother for once.

Now, loony father Michael Lohan is saying he approves of the pics, but won't ever look at them. Why not, Michael?

"I'm not going to look at the photos â€" that's my daughter!" he told Us Weekly.

Still, the former jail bird says his little girl make the right decision to pose for the shoot.

"Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career," he said. "It's her decision. The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe's pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that's an amazing thing."

In the end, Michael just doesn't want his daughter to die prematurely: "I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny."

We probably agree with that sentiment. But can't say the same for the newly released Gene Simmons sex tape. That thing needs to be buried.