Yesterday, we published an interview with Ali Lohan that quoted her as saying she wants to follow in the celebrity-clad footsteps of older sister Lindsay.
In that case, Ali, prepare to be so desperate for attention that you pose for any magazine that calls. Such as one called Paper.
Previewing its article about Lindsay Lohan, Paper holds nothing back in its scathing critique of the Firecrotch Queen:
"After a few well-publicized bumps in the road and a wild girlhood spent under scrutiny, Lindsay Lohan emerges strong, ready to work and without regrets. Girl, you're a woman now."
Now that's what we call investigative, hard-nosed journalism!