Kirsten Dunst: Rehab Bound

As we pat ourselves on the back for avoiding the headline, "Another Celebrity Bites the Dunst," allow us to report that Kirsten Dunst entered rehab at Cirque Lodge in Utah.

"She desperately needed help," a source said of the actress, whose credits include Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Spider-Man movies and other hit films.

"She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She's not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Hey, if she wasn't in said good place and receiving said help, this sounds just like Britney Spears.

Eva Mendes is also currently at Cirque undergoing rehab. In the past, Lindsay Lohan and Richie Sambora were patients there.