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Ah, TomKat. So cute. So perfect. So brainwashed. So fradulent.

Some excerpts from Katie Holmes’ nauseating interview with UK’s The Daily Mail about her husband, Tom Cruise, and daughter, Suri Cruise:

On a country she’s dreamed of visiting: I would like to go back to China. I’ve been to Shanghai and loved it.

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On her idea of heaven: Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I’m such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I’m dreaming.

THG NOTE: We just vomited a little.

On who she’d want to get stuck in an elevator with: Tom and Suri.

On describing Tom Cruise: He’s just amazing. He’s kind, generous, smart, he’s Tom Cruise – he’s the most artistic man I’ve ever met. He makes me laugh like I’ve never laughed. He’s made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He’s the most wonderful human being I know.

THG NOTE #2: More vomiting.

On if she wants more children
: Yes, we would, but not just yet.

On how motherhood changed her: My life feels so more enriched since becoming a mother. I was so into myself before I had children because I had no one else to be into. I just had to take care of me. How can you not be? It is different becoming a mother, it’s all about Suri now.

THG NOTE #3: Poor Suri Cruise.