There's nothing quite like Star Magazine.
Well, except for OK! Magazine and In Touch Weekly. But no matter.
While these fine publications give celebrity news a bad name, they also give it a hilarious name. Seriously, the writing talents of some of the people they have making up celebrity gossip on a daily basis should be recognized.
Case in point? Star's recent expose on Jamie Lynn Spears, whose "reputation for hard drinking and sex in her hometown" is causing quite a stir!
The pregnant Jamie Lynn has accepted that she may never return to her life in Hollywood, so she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge decided to keep the baby - and even buy a double-wide trailer to start their lives together!
Star also reports that the Zoey 101 star often cheated on Casey Aldridge, the 18-year-old she has identified as the father of her child.
"I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with - or the last," says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La.
"There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent."
Not 120 percent, though, so there's still some doubt.
Another friend says that before she got pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears partied a lot in private ... but nevertheless, partied hard. Says the pal:
"Some people drink to have a good time. She drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that."
Then, just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex.
"It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"
Well, it's hard to argue with that logic.
SPECIAL NOTE: Don't forget to play this week's Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, featuring a pregnant Jamie Lynn pondering life and baby bumps....