There's nothing quite like Star Magazine.
Well, except for OK! Magazine and In Touch Weekly. But no matter.
While these fine publications give celebrity news a bad name, they also give it a hilarious name. Seriously, the writing talents of some of the people they have making up celebrity gossip on a daily basis should be recognized.
Case in point? Star's recent expose on Jamie Lynn Spears, whose "reputation for hard drinking and sex in her hometown" is causing quite a stir!
The pregnant Jamie Lynn has accepted that she may never return to her life in Hollywood, so she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge decided to keep the baby - and even buy a double-wide trailer to start their lives together!
Star also reports that the Zoey 101 star often cheated on Casey Aldridge, the 18-year-old she has identified as the father of her child.
"I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with - or the last," says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La.
"There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent."
Not 120 percent, though, so there's still some doubt.
Another friend says that before she got pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears partied a lot in private ... but nevertheless, partied hard. Says the pal:
"Some people drink to have a good time. She drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that."
Then, just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex.
"It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"
Well, it's hard to argue with that logic.
SPECIAL NOTE: Don't forget to play this week's Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, featuring a pregnant Jamie Lynn pondering life and baby bumps....
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17 Comments
February 18th, 2008 12:40 PM
I can't believe this slut is on Nickelodeon doing programs for young people. Shame on Nick for allowing this tramp to be seen as a role model for kids, and supporting her having a baby at 15 like it's some kind of normal thing. Parents should be outraged at the acceptance of this nasty little whore.
Guess it runs in the family
February 19th, 2008 5:46 PM
Honestly, why don't people like you keep your comments to yourself. Many people have sex before the age of 16 (and your like 75% one of those people because stats prove it..) yet people keep blowing up about her. How about this, just leave them alone just because they are "start/famous" doesn't mean they shouldn't be where they are. I mean for crying out loud, who are you to judge her just because of some rumors, right? Wait I remember you now, your name... your the one who had that threesome when you were high... GET WHERE IM GOING?
February 20th, 2008 3:59 PM
I Hate Jamie Lynn Spears So Much!!!!!!!!!!
February 21st, 2008 8:30 PM
Ya I think that she had a good point about not being able to get knocked up again
February 25th, 2008 2:17 PM
i agree with both points above but i think the main thing is that jamie sees on how her sister acts with her kids and everything, but i hope thAT she does not end up like britney. Jamie looks innocent but now thats she is pregnent she is going to have to except the responsibility of what her actions cost. Babies are a beautiful miracle no matter when or how you get pregnant as long as you take care of whats yours.
February 26th, 2008 10:55 AM
yes! She is so right she not the only 16 year old whos having a baby! theirs younger girls who are doing the same! lets just pray she doesnt act like her older sister! jamie i wish the very best girl!
February 28th, 2008 7:50 PM
u r so hot! i would let u ride me! how big are your boobs? do u got a shaved,trimmed or hairy puss?
e-mail me
March 2nd, 2008 10:58 AM
Jamie Lynn:
I think we both know what you did was not exactly right. IDK if you ment to do it or not. I just hope you will take what happened and deal with it well. I think that getting married was the BEST choice. I have faith in you. And I still like to watch your show... Zoey 101. And I think you are a great person and will handle this perfectly. See ya. -Rebecca-
March 8th, 2008 4:22 AM
ok have another sex withhim ok
March 17th, 2008 11:53 AM
U R SUCH A BITCH!