A pair of useless celebrities celebrated birthdays yesterday.
Paris Hilton turned 27 and partied it up at Pure night club in Las Vegas alongside the Pussycat Dolls over the weekend. She looked more skanked out than usual as she did so.
Also, Denise Richards turned 36. While we wouldn't have had anything negative to say about the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen last month, recent news that she's pimping out her children on an upcoming reality show might actually rank the actress below Hilton now.
When will your favorite star blow out his/her candles? Check out our new celebrity birthdays page now to see!