Dancing with the Stars Cast: Revealed!

Earlier today, we revealed that Adam Carolla would be teaming up with Julianne Hough on season six of Dancing with the Stars. We now present the rest of this season's cast:

• Marlee Matlin: Won the Academy Award for Best Actress for "Children of a Lesser God." Deaf, but not nearly as bad an example of stunt casting as Heather Mills was.

• Penn Jillette: From Penn and Teller. The one who talks.

• Marissa Jaret Winokur (pictured): Won a Best Actress Tony for Hairspray as Tracy Turnblad.

• Adam Corolla: Comedian, radio host.

• Kristi Yamaguchi: Figure skater, Olympic Gold Medalist.

• Cristián de la Fuente: Unknown actor, appeared in Ugly Betty.

• Monica Seles: Former tennis champion. Grunts a lot.

• Mario: Sexy R&B singer.

• Steve Guttenberg: Actor, starred in Police Academy movies.

• Jason Taylor: Plays for the Miami Dolphins.

• Priscilla Presley: Former wife of Elvis.

• Shannon Elizabeth (pictured): Mediocre actress, gorgeous human being.