The celebrity gossip reporter in the picture below won't get paid for this shot.

Didn't anyone tell him that Kim Kardashian's best side is neither the front, left or right? There's a reason this socialite is known as "The Tush," you know?

This photographer has obviously never seen the Kim/Ray J sex tape. In it, Brandy's bro knows exactly where to view - and penetrate - Kardashian from.

An entertainment news reporter tries to get an exclusive shot of Kim Kardashian.