Move over, Heidi Montag!

There's a new untalented blonde with fake boobs trying to get the attention of celebrity gossip photographers by posing on the beach.

Indeed, Brooke Hogan has given up all attempts to disguise her desperation for fame. The daughter of former WWE star Hulk Hogan is seen here... jumping for no apparent reason, other than to attract reporters, of course. Then again, we're not sure why we're complaining.

At least Brooke isn't singing.

Brooke Hogan has no hops. Keeley Shaye Smith has a better vertical than this atrocious singer.