Brooke Hogan Jumps, Preens, Pleads for Celebrity Gossip Attention

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Move over, Heidi Montag!

There's a new untalented blonde with fake boobs trying to get the attention of celebrity gossip photographers by posing on the beach.

Wishing She Were Hot

Indeed, Brooke Hogan has given up all attempts to disguise her desperation for fame. The daughter of former WWE star Hulk Hogan is seen here... jumping for no apparent reason, other than to attract reporters, of course. Then again, we're not sure why we're complaining.

At least Brooke isn't singing.

Brooke Hogan has no hops. Keeley Shaye Smith has a better vertical than this atrocious singer.

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Brooke Hogan Biography

Brooke and her Cleavage Brooke Hogan is the daughter of a very famous wrestler. She has an awful singing voice and maybe even worse taste in fashion. Brooke does... More »
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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan