Okay, those two points aren't really related, but they are still facts. Have you heard any of Ashlee's supposed music? Just asking.
In any event, Tony Romo has gotten a lot of flak for his romance with the almost equally talentless Jessica Simpson, but at least her pimp (father Joe) approves. How, he's gotten the coveted endorsement of Ashlee, too.
"I love him!" the quote-unquote singer, 23, told Us Weekly at the Pure TV Grammy party at Goa nightclub in Hollywood last night.
When asked if she is happy for Jessica Simpson, her less attractive little sister replied, "Absolutely happy. [Tony Romo] is really cool."
Added Ashlee's beau, Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz: "He is a cool dude."
Tony Romo can't win a playoff game, but he's won the heart of Jessica Simpson, and the approval of her younger, talentless, plastic surgery-loving sister, Ashlee.
This vote of confidence comes on the heels of Holly Wellin throwing her support behind Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential race.
Meanwhile, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wouldn't budge when asked about their own Valentine's Day plans for next week.
"We can't tell each other, so we can't tell you," Ashlee, who just released her new single "Outta My Head," said.
When asked if the two, who've been dating since late 2006, were ready to tie the knot, the younger Simpson just chuckled.
Pete Wentz said, however, "Maybe we will do it right here. Right here tonight. It is a big wedding night."