The Hollywood Gossip staff gives Ali Lohan seven months until her first DUI. Maybe a year until her first threesome.
With the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan making it no secret that she's addicted to fame and fortune in a recent interview with Teen Vogue, the future is far from bright for this hopeful celebrity.
Here's a recap her Ali's interview with the magazine:
On her new reality TV show: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."
On her role model big sister: "I grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you⦠it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have."
Ali Lohan, seen here with her role model of a sister, can't wait to make entertainment news headlines.
On how she really wants to become an actress, singer and fashion designer: "Really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
Hooray! Soon enough, STD tests and horrific movie reviews for your work will also be happening, Ali.
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12 Comments
February 27th, 2008 2:17 PM
Low class white trash is what allthree of them are. None of the Lohans have any talent and don't belong in Hollywood at all.
March 1st, 2008 3:41 PM
This lil biatch deserves to wind up exactly like her older sister. She's a mean vile kid and a class bully, I know because she terrorized my neice in school because she was jealous my neice was prettier and had more friends. That was my first clue that she has absolutly no self esteem, no substance and is just an attention whore. What a damn loser family. Pimping their kids out to pay the bills because they are useless. No wonder this is how they wind up.
March 30th, 2008 12:45 PM
yea i cd nt agree more wiv u guys i hate ali bcoz she is a lil untalened kid and she is gud example herself its jst dina piming ali.
May 20th, 2008 10:00 AM
I think its funny that ali wants to be just like her older sister an alcohalic cocaine addicted lesbian with no talent she hasn't done anything great since maybe mean girls but for sure since the parent trap!
May 20th, 2008 10:05 AM
I think its funny that ali wants to be like her older sister an alcohalic cocaine addicted lesbian no talent fire crotch! I guess ali has something to look forward to in and out of rehab crappy made movies and two faced friends. Get it together girl be yourself not a horrible no talent person like your sister.
May 27th, 2008 12:07 PM
wth is wrong with yall shes 14 for crying out loud
yall have no heart and shes talking about her sisters work[which in my opinion is very good]
she seems really nice and cool
May 27th, 2008 3:38 PM
I think its great she wants to be an actress. Sure Lindsey didn't turn out as well but that doesn't mean Ali is going to be the same. Maybe she will learn from Lindsey's mistakes and move on. I personally feel sorry for all of the stress put on her with the poparazzi, its gotta suck. I saw the new realty show Living Lohan and the music is going to sound AMAZING keep workin girl
June 3rd, 2008 8:03 AM
Right on susan, you go girl.
June 5th, 2008 5:48 PM
i think Ali is trying to be a good actress and trying to be like her sister in that way. All of yall who think other wise and the ones who actually have the nerve of saying such rude things about her are just stupid and idiotic. I don't see why anyone can say things so rude and mean about someone when they don't even know that person personally. so think twice before making such accusations. Ali seems like a great person since she is going after her dreams.
June 10th, 2008 7:05 AM
It looks like they're at a beach house. I think there's a bunch of horny lesbian photographers and scandel hungry paparazzi up there making up stories about them. Why don't you all write about the UFOs like you did in the 90s, those were more interesting stories.