Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy: The First Married Kiss

Just pronounced husband and wife, Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy share a smooch during their wedding ceremony on an island in French Polynesia.

"It was a very passionate kiss," Edmonds said. "People were shouting we should get our own private island!"

Later that night, we're guessing Tracey and Eddie consummated the marriage. We just hope they were more careful than Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley.

Lord knows we don't need any more Murphy spawns running around.