The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 14

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We welcome you back, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Fun Friday afternoon tradition.

This week's winner is Historygirl. Congratulations! It was a tough choice, but no way we could pass up any reference to the great Blake Fielder-Civil.

Conservator and Daughter

The winning caption to this classic, pre-hospitalized Britney Spears photo appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again this week!

Brit: Hey Blake, let's get together sometime, who cares about Amy!
Blake: Sorry, I have to hang up, it's time for yard exercise.

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I think she looks normal.

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I SWEAR theres someone on the other line. Shes got this really cool accent and her name is Britney too, ya'll!

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"Really Adnan? We are getting THAT much money for the photos? Sweet! I'm going to Rite-Aid now"

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Day in the life of Posing for the camera. Pretending she has a friend to talk to... Why would she need to use a pay phone when she has dozens of high-tech mobiles?

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Kevin, I have returned the favor and have chosen to phone you for my "one" call.

Free britney

Regular Britney: Heyyy baby. When you comin' over? Adnan: As soon as I sell these nude pics of us. British Britney: Crikey! Who the bloody hell IS this?

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BRITNEY TRIES TO CALL JADEN, UNAWARE THAT HE HAS BLOCKED HER NUMBER

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Hello police? I lost my marbles!

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"Hey y'all!!! How y'all doin'? Hello?" [dial tone]

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears
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