The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 14
We welcome you back, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Fun Friday afternoon tradition.
This week's winner is Historygirl. Congratulations! It was a tough choice, but no way we could pass up any reference to the great Blake Fielder-Civil.
The winning caption to this classic, pre-hospitalized Britney Spears photo appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again this week!
Brit: Hey Blake, let's get together sometime, who cares about Amy!
Blake: Sorry, I have to hang up, it's time for yard exercise.
January 25th, 2008 6:32 PM
"Hey y'all!!! How y'all doin'? Hello?"
[dial tone]
January 25th, 2008 6:34 PM
Hello police? I lost my marbles!
January 25th, 2008 6:36 PM
BRITNEY TRIES TO CALL JADEN, UNAWARE THAT HE HAS BLOCKED HER NUMBER
January 25th, 2008 6:40 PM
Regular Britney: Heyyy baby. When you comin' over?
Adnan: As soon as I sell these nude pics of us.
British Britney: Crikey! Who the bloody hell IS this?
January 25th, 2008 7:23 PM
Kevin, I have returned the favor and have chosen to phone you for my "one" call.
January 25th, 2008 9:27 PM
Day in the life of Posing for the camera. Pretending she has a friend to talk to... Why would she need to use a pay phone when she has dozens of high-tech mobiles?
January 25th, 2008 9:32 PM
.............I LIKE YOUR BELLY!!
January 25th, 2008 10:15 PM
"Really Adnan? We are getting THAT much money for the photos? Sweet! I'm going to Rite-Aid now"
January 25th, 2008 11:30 PM
I SWEAR theres someone on the other line. Shes got this really cool accent and her name is Britney too, ya'll!
January 26th, 2008 6:02 AM
I think she looks normal.
January 26th, 2008 8:34 AM
paps, hey yall it's me, can ya help me find my phone...i's lost it.....
January 26th, 2008 9:30 AM
One more inch...
January 26th, 2008 12:37 PM
Consumers Vs non-consumers. I guess Britney's phone bill was too high. Darn peck mins.
January 26th, 2008 2:44 PM
Ohhh bloody hell, my phone card is about to run out yall.
January 26th, 2008 3:33 PM
Can you hear me now, y'all? (southern accent)
Can you hear me now? (British accent)
Can you hear me know?(Mexican/Chinese like accent)
January 26th, 2008 3:38 PM
"yea life is so hard, me and jamie lynn will make it somehow"...*hangs up, high fives her sis for they have both dumped their kids/responsibilities and have the rest of the night to party it up...new call *"adnad what shall i wear? if someone dosent tell me ill forget and wear nothing, DONT MAKE ME GO BRITISH ON YOUR ASS!!!"
January 26th, 2008 3:48 PM
Welcome to Chris Crocker's helpdesk.
January 26th, 2008 9:28 PM
Hey, y'all, do I look pregnant in this outfit? Oh, I forgot, you can't see me, he he.
January 26th, 2008 9:38 PM
"Hey, it's Britney. I'm just looking for a new boyfriend. Are you a guy? Okay, good. Let's hook up and go to the Four Seasons Hotel and I'll wear my pink wig. Can't wait, bye".
January 27th, 2008 12:06 AM
Hi sis! I didn't want you to look more out of control than me so guess what I did..yup I am pregnant. Isn't it great. Our kids can be taken away from us at the same time. Come celebrate and have a drink with me! Mom drank tequila and smoked dope with me and I turned out fine. DONT WORRY SO MUCH.
January 27th, 2008 1:00 AM
Common sense?! Havent talked to you in a while!..
hello?
hello?
oh well on with my life pip pip cheerio!
January 27th, 2008 6:14 PM
Brit: Hey Blake, let's get together sometime, who cares about Amy!
Blake: Sorry, I have to hang up, it's time for yard exercise.
January 28th, 2008 12:53 AM
"Another hearing? Can't wait to miss that one!"
January 28th, 2008 3:33 AM
"You should see the new clothes they have for us in the looney bin...yes no more straight jacket - I can wear jeans!"
January 28th, 2008 12:40 PM
Britney? is that you hun? this is Britney! hey! just wanted to say...