The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 13

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We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner is HP. Congratulations! Scroll down to see the winning entry and the full list of replies. Good luck again this week!

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Image

"Hey SPs, I'm doing a documentary on how repressed you are… you know, to KSW. Say ‘Thetan'!"

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His nose seems to be the reason for all his so-domintaing attention-craving behvaior!

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"Hey SPs, I'm doing a documentary on how repressed you are... you know, to KSW. Say 'Thetan'!"

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Oh, you said to be number one you had to be on camera; not the camera on you?

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Looks like he's completely a normal human being. Good. He shows some traces of hope....

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For one, he's doing something normal.

Tom Cruise Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Syracuse, New York
Full Name
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

Tom Cruise Quotes

I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. For me, my issue was really about child drugging. It's not like it is today, like people are really kind of openly talking about this.

Tom Cruise [on Matt Lauer interview]

I can't even articulate it, to be honest. That feeling, that connection. Just who she is and what she means to me.

Tom Cruise [on feelings for Katie Holmes]